365: The last exhibition of 2008 “I decided we were going to have an exhibition of important things.” — Campbell. C: Golly, look at all these presents. Now I have to write captions.
B: What are they?
C: They’re presents. From you this year.
B: Presents from me this year?
C: Do you recognise them?
B: I’ll try to identify them and you write captions.
One looks like an ashtray from Margate… Oh, it’s crabsclaws!